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經驗悟道

人生感慨

要氣死一個大學生,最好的辦法,就是拔掉他的網路線。
青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的,用著用著就不夠了。
每個不整理房間的女人都是亂室佳人。
遇到瓶頸還不是最慘,慘得是過了瓶頸,還有瓶塞…
男人喜歡女人像貓一樣,女人喜歡男人像狗一樣!

常常說”你不懂啦!”的人–通常連自己也不是很懂…
我在臺面上覆蓋一疊零分考卷,結束這學期!
時間就像乳溝,擠一下就有了。
有錢時,口氣很大 沒錢時,火氣很大。
當別人覺得你的成就都是屁時 是因為他們沒看見你努力在大便。

自從我變成了狗屎,就再也沒有人敢踩在我頭上了。
『沒關係』 總是講給自己聽的。
今天不努力工作,明天努力找工作。
你不能讓所有人滿意,因為不是所有的人都是人!
男人喜歡不懂裝懂,女人喜歡懂裝不懂!

計劃永遠趕不上變化,變化永遠比不上有力人士的一通電話。
待人處事,就像瞄準一樣,睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,比睜兩隻眼厲害多了。
上了賊船,就要當賊王!!
樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白痴! 樹不要皮,必死無疑;人不要臉,天下無敵。
人生中最好走的路就是下坡路。

一帥解千愁,一醜萬古憂。
擅長找藉口的人很少擅長其他的事。
時間抓起來就是金子,抓不住就是流水。
退潮才知道誰在裸泳。
好人就是掏心掏肺掏時間掏錢包,但就是不能掏老二。

機會,就像老二,緊握就會變大。
生活,就像強姦,不能反抗,就要學會享受。
工作,就像輪姦,你不行了,別人就上。
讀書,就像嫖妓,出錢又出力。
兄弟,就像保險套,桶多大的婁子都幫你兜著。

生活,就像自慰,全部的事情都要靠著自己的雙手。
人的一生就像在拉屎,有時你已經很努力了,可出來的只是一個屁。
男人有錢就變壞,女人變壞就有錢。
我沒有愛情史…我的愛情只有一堆屎。
男人最痛心的是-為女人掏心掏肺卻不能掏老二。

女人最痛心的是-為男人掏心掏肺他只會掏老二 。
男人做家事,不得了;女人做家事,不得已。
女人總擔心男人所忘記的事,男人總擔心女人所記得的事。
『期待』這件事,早在出生的時候就被剪斷了!

不要往井裡吐痰,將來你也許會喝井裡的水。
姑娘個個好,壞老婆從哪裡來?

飲酒藉口

用微波爐

CANCER UPDATE FROM JOHN HOPKINS HOSPITAL , U S

1. No plastic containers in micro.
2. No water bottles in freezer.
3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well.

Dioxin chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer.
Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies.
Don’t freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.

Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us.
He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers.
This especially applies to foods that contain fat.

He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body.
Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food.
You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else.

Paper isn’t bad but you don’t know what is in the paper. It’s just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc.

He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.

Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food.

Cover food with a paper towel instead.

偷卡新招(三)

New ways of Stealing Credit Cards
SCENE 3:

Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in. I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking account.

The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.

While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialling.
I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.
He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons.

Meanwhile, I’m thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on.
It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I’m paying close attention to what he is doing..
He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open. About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved.

Now I’m standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.
Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.
Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor.

All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times.
Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don’t be careless.
Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card.
Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days.

偷卡新招(二)

New ways of Stealing Credit Cards
SCENE 2.
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.

The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.
Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person.
He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.
She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.

All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card.
No exchange of words — nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology..

Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.
Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken
away for even a short period of time.
Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, ‘assuming’
that it has to be theirs.

FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!

偷卡新招(一)

New ways of Stealing Credit Cards
SCENE 1.

A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, ‘Funny, I thought I locked the locker…

Hmm, ‘He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order.
Everything looked okay – all cards were in place…

A few weeks later his credit card bill came – a whooping bill of $14,000!
He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions.

Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen…
‘No,’ he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep -you guessed it – a switch had been made.

An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.
The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards.

Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them.

How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy?
$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped?
Small amounts rarely trigger a ‘warning bell’ with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!

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